"behymen"

The Fall TV season is currently ongoing and loads of new shows are vying for peoples attention and trying to be the New Hit or break Out Show of Fall.
I have sampled a few and there's a lot of variety to choose from from the new Witches of "Secret Circle", to Buffy's new show "Ringer" to Simon Cowell's "X Factor".to Steven Spielberg's produced Terra Nova.
And some showed promise and some are plain & simple crap.

But anyways I am currently engrossed or should I say obsessed with MTV's new show. And no definitely not Jersey shore but rather MTVs "AWKWARD".

Although admittedly I'm a latecomer in watching the said show as the 1st season had just ended but I did made up for it by watching a marathon of it in one of the free internet TV websites in two days(The whole season, 10 episodes in one sitting, The 11th just now).

Rarely that a show could make me laugh out loud alone just by watching it.
And this one is truly funny.



It tells the story of Jenna Hamilton and her adventures as an unpopular teenager with issues obviously. The show is treated on a first persons point of view (Jenna's).

It also deals with the everyday exploits of sexually-active teenage characters which is shown in a no guilt straight forward manner that one cant help but laugh as the situations presented is so hilarious.

I mean seriously there's this one episode wherein one of the characters Lissa a prude whose the president of the abstinence club, and she wants to go at it with her boyfriend Jake but still attempting to justify anything "short of" non-vaginal sex as a means to maintain her virginity. So Sadie( who I really despise at the same time love as I can identify with her evilness LOL) the resident bitch found a loop hole to get around the virginity issue.

One would think its oral sex but lo and behold they are talking about Anal sex.
And what really cracks me up is how they called the did "BEHYMEN"

Anyways I so so like this show and apparently its been picked up for a new season and I am so looking forward to seeing it ASAP.

THIRD SEX

It's quite disheartening to hear an out and out pure unadulterated Gay bashing from people in the media, with matching pseudo concern and with a dash of politeness on the side.
One would think that with the advancement in Gay causes people would have been a little tolerant with the LGBT Community. Unfortunately with TV personalities like Anthony Taberna who gave an outright condemnation of Gays in TV & other mediums from the Morning show of ABS-CBN "Umagang Kay Ganda,"
Here's the transcript and the English translation of the said rant from Mr.Taberna courtesy of Digital Journal

"May mga nagsasabi din sa atin...kung bakit ang bata ay humahantong sa ganito kaagang gulang ay nabibilad na po sa pakikipagkaibigan o umiibig sa kapwa lalaki lalo't ito'y bading pala, o nabubuo na yung ganong pagkatao niya. Eh meron pong nagsabi na mga taga telebisyon din ang may kasalanan niyan eh. Ang media daw ang may kasalanan dahil pagbukas mo pa lang ng telebisyon eh puro kami na nakikita niyo. Ibig sabihin, puro -pasensya na po sa termino- puro kabaklaan na raw po nakikita. Pag bukas mo ng telebisyon, pagbukas mo ng online - ng social networking, pinapahintulutan at tinatanggap na ng publiko...so siguro puede rin na...wake up call din po ito. Hindi po para siilin ang karapatan ng mga nasa third sex na magagaling naman talaga pagdating sa mga performance at iba pa. Pero mukhang na-e-engangyo po ang marami na maaga pa ay i-flaunt na yung kanila pong kabaklaan."

("I have been told that the reason that (male) children this young are already exposed to making friends with or being in love with other (male) children is...it is also the fault of TV. They say it is also the fault of media because the moment you turn on the TV, -sorry for the term- all you see are gay things. When you turn on the TV, when you log on to online - social networking, it (homosexuality) is allowed and accepted by the public. So perhaps this is a wake up call. I don't mean to take away the rights of the third sex, who are also good when it comes to performances and other things. But it seems a lot are encouraged to flaunt their gayness at a very early age.")

I mean seriously, it’s like being gay is something you develop or acquire by watching TV. And for cryin out loud the use of the word "THIRD SEX" is so demeaning....

Harvey Milk would be rolling in his grave if he hears what Mr.Taberna is saying. It's like Anita Bryant all over again....Crap I need my PIE...

The TRUE Winner

MUTYA ng Saranggani....

The Bitch is Back

After all the brouhaha about the Hydrangeas incident at the Venice Film Festival, M bites back with a hilarious video addressing the incident LOL
I LIKE!!!
Shades of our old Ms. M. Soooo Bitchy....

The Right Time...

My friend R just got married and I am really happy for him. This is his second marriage and I think this time its a keeper...

I wasn't able to meet his life partner but judging from my friend's comments and how he lovingly writes about him I'd say its a fit.
Makes me wanna think actually as I have not had a steady relationship for two years already . The last one was a definite fluke but who cares actually, its all in the past now no matter how ugly and painful it was.

Lately I had been dating this one guy exclusively for two months, but no commitments yet.
Fuck Buddy if I may use the term loosely. We enjoy each others company and we have loads of fun whenever we go out or simply have a blast when were together.(literally and figuratively).

Which makes me think, What does it have to take for me to get serious again with another guy?

In all fairness my current paramour kinda fits the bill for the qualification,I'll call him Mr. P.
Firstly he is a very nice guy totally no temper at all. Although I'd have to say that I have known him only for two months, so whose to say what EVIL lurks within LOL.
He is good looking with a fabulous body to boot. We do enjoy each others company immensely and with him there's no dead air when were conversing,We practically finish each others sentences .
He's not that tall but its okay as I'm not exactly tall either, He does make up for it in other aspects (body part) LOL.

Then we go to one of the most important qualification which is sexual chemistry .
And Boy I can attest Mr. P is so damn good , I would say in all my years of doing the deed he is so up there probably one of the best.
Best as in the whites of my eyes roll and appear due to sheer ecstasy when were doing it LOL.

Having said all of that I guess I'm still not convinced that he is the one, Maybe I had become to cynical and jaded about Love but Ive had so many unfortunate relationships that started out really good but ended so badly that one feels so numbed.

For now I'll just take it one day at a time and hope I get a sign that Mr. P is the one. If not then I guess I can wait, I have waited for two years for cryin out loud so whats a few months or maybe another year to take the freakin plunge.

But I have a good feeling about this though...... :)

DAKO

Well here's one for the Guinness Book of World Records , A 21 footer 1 ton Salt water Crocodile was captured in Agusan in the Philippines.

And apparently this one has another male companion that's actually bigger than he is.Nice male on male action between the Crocs.LOL

Im actually thinking these catch could make hundreds of Birkin Crocs bags or maybe Prada or LV. Watchathink?

But seriously I'm hoping that the crocodiles and the other reptiles in the government would be a better catch,
Be it in the Executive or in the Legislative. I would surely be one happy Filipino if this happens.....

GET OUTTA MY WAY BITCH!!!

In the 90's M would have bitch slapped this girl but I guess those days are gone and M is a kinder and gentler version of herself. I kinda missed the arrogant bitchy Queen that she was but people do grow old and matures.

Hmmm kinda reminds me of my ballistic temper, my friend Kaela even mentioned that I have mellowed in terms of bitchiness as oppose to when I was younger.

Imagine that growing old and evolving with your idol...I truly love her and I cant wait for the next album....Its always been about her music no matter what.

SCATHING!!!!

After the glowing review from The Daily Mail ,the review's that follows are simply scathing and downright demolition job on the W.E. film.
I had high hopes for the film maybe not Oscar worthy but at least viewable and worth watching but with the critics damning it even before its theatrical release I'm kinda saddened by the turn of events. Especially after the screening of the film for critics in Venice.
But I'm not losing hope as it was mentioned when it was screened for the Festivals audience it actually got a standing ovation. Which I think is very important if the normal moviegoers liked it as opposed to critics liking it.
I have already accepted the fact that since this is a Madonna project this will take a lot of beating from critics.
Borrowing from a line from Awards Daily would sum up in a nutshell the Reviews for W.E.
"As for the fate of Madonna’s W.E. – you’re probably looking at a costume nod perhaps. The thing about Madonna is that they’re never going to cut her any slack. She will always be laughed at when she tries to do anything but dance around in her underwear. It’s just the good and the bad of what and who she is. She’s made her bed and not only has to lie in it — she can expect to be handcuffed spreadeagled to the headboard."
Anyways I sure am gonna watch this come December and hopefully enjoy it as what movies ought to do.

SUPER HOTTTTT!!!!

I'm getting really excited for Henry Cavill playing Superman. initially I had doubts, Sure he can act, He has a body to die for but of course it had always been the Christoper Reeve persona one thinks of when talking about Superman.

But with the leaked pictures of the new Man of Steel costume I'd say he does fit the bill and I'm simply freakin out because of the crotch. I hope it will not suffer Bandon Routh's crotch did, edited and photo shopped to appeal to a GP audience...
UP up & Away